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    May 19

    Never give up Wine

    Never Give up Wine!!

     


    I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly
     
    dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a
     
    couple of dollars for dinner.  
    I took out my wallet,  got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this  
    money,  will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?"
     
    "No,  I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told  me.
    "Will  you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I  asked.

    "No,  I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said.    
    "I  need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
     
    "Will  you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I  asked.

    "Are  you NUTS !" replied the homeless woman.  " I
     
    haven't  had my hair done in 20 years!"

    "Well,"  I said, "I'm not going to give you the money.    
    Instead,  I'm going to take you out for dinner with my
       
    husband  and me tonight."

     The  homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband
     
     be  furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
     
    and  I probably smell pretty disgusting."

    I  said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a  woman
    looks  like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and  wine."

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    Magickwrote:
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL......Oh!  So True!
    Hugs,
    Diane
    May 19

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